ALL ABOUT SQUEAK:

Squeak was the first British citizen on Daisychain soil. So far all attempts to ram a Union Jack into the top of the Empire State Building have failed, but Squeak does what it can – usually by saying 'cheerio' at almost every available opportunity. Squeak is the game's official Token British Person, even though there are now several other British people playing at DC (and it doesn't even like tea).

It has been at Daisychain since the Dawn Of Time February '08. It left once. That lasted about a week.

Squeak is a twenty-two-year-old London-dwelling progressive with too much free time on its hands. It is a university drop-out (it bets it has dropped out of university more times than you) and has an underpaid part-time job in a comic book shop. It really, really hates variant covers. Its career ambitions include being one day paid minimum wage, or perhaps more. In the meantime it is trying to carve out a niche for itself in the exciting world of children's fiction, or possibly the comics industry, and occasionally draws things for money. It hopes to move to America one day. It has no qualms with orchestrating a sham marriage for the sake of citizenship.

Its hobbies include admiring freakish taxidermy, imagining that strangers on public transport are happy, crying for fun, collecting foreign-language versions of Disney songs, drawing, cycling, and loling its fat.

It plays three characters at Daisychain:

Roxas, bad-tempered walking identity crisis (from Kingdom Hearts)

Orlando, well-mannered 1940s English pussycat (from Orlando the Marmalade Cat)

Billy Kaplan/Wiccan, part-time magic super-hero, full-time nerd (from Young Avengers)

Xavin, srs bsns alien shapeshifter (from Runaways)

Rumour has it Squeak is a Skrull.

Squeak still cannot count.

Vandals will be prosecuted.

Squeak is the first story of Pastel Ghetto, yo! ~Anonymous

No, no, it's Ghetto Pastel, silly! It sounds more fashionable that way.

Ghetto Pastel admittedly sounds less like Pastel Defender Heliotrope.

     Anon is kind of hard to pull off when we can all see the page history, Tri.  (Shhhh!)

     Squeak prefers to call itself the ground floor. The transatlantic language gap is quite forbidding.

Squeak is a professional bee-smacker.

Vandals?  Please, Visigoth for life baby!

Squeak is my other half :3 ~ Stella

Squeak happens to be my favorite British person ever. Besides Paul McCartney.   - GG